My Middle Name is Dane

BOB

2006-05-19T22:51:57Z

Yo Bob. Can you give me your email address I need to ask you a few questions concerning monthly transactions that were suppose to be canceled. Someone told me I should talk to a lawyer and I said fuck that I'm talking to bob. PRetty much I just need to some big confusing words to throw at them to make it look like I know what I'm talking about. ITs a long story. I don't have you number either. Email me. Thanks.

michaeldanerowe @ 2006-04-27T04:45:00

2006-04-27T05:11:34Z

Man I still don't know what the fuck I wanna do with my life. Cause let me tell ya getting a business degree sucks balls. I fucking hate every minute of it, and for some reason I don't think it will be worth my time in the long run. I think a different study would suit me much more. What that study is I haven't come to decide yet. I spoke to my counselor the other day and he thinks I should finish up my business up on business before I change my mind again. If I go back to school for another semester I am for surely changing and will start studying horticulture. Someone reccomended that to me and thought I would enjoy it. Once I looked into I just thought I would have looked into that 4 years ago. So i've pretty much made up my mind that I will not be studying any kind of business criteria starting this fall. What a waste of money and time, however I still have the knowledge just not on a piece of paper. My other option is to attend New Orleans Culinary Institute. After I got all the paper work I got accepted to the school and I was going to attend but then for some dumb fucking reason I decided to attend East Mississippi Nigger College. I really like cooking and I would enjoy owning a resturant one day. That culinary school is the best around from what i've read. Unfortunately its about $20,000 for the program I would like to enlist in which would last about two years. New Orleans is a fun town and I think I would enjoy it. Bob if you need someone to help split bills or know of someone let me know because I'm definetly looking into it.

The other day me, my neighbor Chris, and my friend Holly, were getting high at his house. Then all of a sudden I hear "knock Knock" on the door. So I go to investigate. Well it was our landlord who was showing the house to someone interested in renting it. We start panicing trying to act normal and not high. When the dude comes in who is interesetd in renting it I noticed his grateful dead shirt, and his long hippy hair. Oh and he stunk too. Well after I crapped my pants they both left after looking my neighbors disgusting house. Five minutes later the hippy shows back with a bowl and that is the last thing I remember. He now comes over pretty often. Crazy how people hang out like that. However I don't really like hippies so he is starting to get on my nerves.

I hung out with Dan A, Jaren, and Natalie the other night. We just rode our bikes about a mile to a hotel pool and hung out for a good 2 hours. That was probably the most fun i've in this town. Not that this town sucks its just the majority of the people I know suck in general. Coast people are way better than the people up here. I have been seeing cocaine daily up here. I don't like it. I smoke marijuana occasionally up here but I would much rather drink which I do alot. I think writing this journal made me realize I don't want to come back up here. Maybe I'll visit from time to time if the very few people that I like are still up here so we can hang out. Well I'm going to bed. I am looking forward to this summer.

Nice Weather

2006-04-13T00:48:40Z

Lately things have been pretty fun. Ryan and his buds came in town last weekend. We had a fun time. Ryan passed out in the street and told a girl she smells like a wrench. Well Peace out.

Canoeing

2006-03-17T01:56:50Z

Wondering about the canoe trip this year. I read in someones LJ about Deer Island but i'm down for anything. However I did find this
www.soggybottomcanoe.com

michaeldanerowe @ 2006-03-09T11:43:00

2006-03-09T17:44:24Z

For A few minutes last night I thought I was a robot and the Beam and Coke I was drinking was oil. Then I snapped out of it.

michaeldanerowe @ 2006-02-20T20:21:00

2006-02-20T21:09:38Z

I hate Andy Milonakis

Good Food

2006-02-20T07:46:58Z

You know man I really like it up here in Starkville. I'm starting to get to know alot of people and so i guess thats a good thing. I realized today that I would much rather be in O.S. for the rest of my life but I would still like to experience other places. If I ever move again at a young age it would probably be New Orleans. I like the historical towns that are not small. I am really fucking high.

Robert Earl Keen is suppose to playing right around the corner from my house. Please come and stay.

Work Sucks. I hate this fucking job but I have never made this much money in a week. The owners are bitches. I have never worked for a person that I don't respect. A fellow employee who is pretty much the nicest person you will ever meet went to bible school and preaches on Sundays. Well anyways Ms. Carter (owner) told Preston (jesus freak) "Jesus is not proud of you tonight," after he fucked up on a to go order the other day. Thats how cold hearted she is. I pretty much find myself trying to fuck shit up to make my bosses job miserable. I broke a table the other day on purpose. I disconnected the cable cord on the T.V. in the bar the other day. It took that dumb bitch atleast 3 hours to figure out the problem. No one saw me of course. I jack steaks, salmon, bottles of steak sauce, hot sauce, oh and Swordfish last night. I pretty much come home, light up the grill and then enjoy the food I have just placed in my mouth. Thanks Mr. and Ms. Carter.

Pissed

2006-02-20T01:35:17Z

Some motherfucker in Cali got on my ebay account somehow.......

Damage done to my account so far - $283.99
Item - Pink Razor Cell Phone

Trustiness

2006-01-31T17:15:53Z

How has everyone been? I really miss my friends.

michaeldanerowe @ 2006-01-24T21:43:00

2006-01-25T03:43:33Z

Got food poisoning from bad oysters.

I would love to beat the living shit out of Jessie Jackson

2005-09-07T05:09:30Z

I really underestimated this storm. I'm ok and so is everyone I know. My grandmas house in Gulfport is gone but what house isn't in Gport. I'm real sorry to hear about bobs and brandons place. If you two need anything and i mean anything at all you two know where i'm at and how to get in touch with me. Actually my phone is gone. I got a new one off ebay but no telling when that will be in. If you all could do me a favor and leave me your cell numbers I will appreciate it.

I'm thinkging about moving. Where? I'm not quite sure, however I am thinking of Starkville and going to EMCC. You ever feel like your faith is to be a fuckin nobody for the rest of your life and then you try and do something new and different but then something happens and your back heading towards that sorry ass fucking life of yours. Its almost like i am going against my faith and I just can't get away with it. Thats pretty much how i've been feeling lately. So i'm thinking if I move somewheres it may help me clear my thoughts. You know what I mean, you get a fuckin offer at a good rest. and then all of a sudden its 8 feet under water. All you hear is "8 months to a year and its up again". Fuck that i'm tired of waiting on shit. Things could be worse and i'm thankful its not. Maybe I should just give up on faith because its almost that I feel I can't do that or this because my faith won't allow it. Maybe I should just pretty much think I can do whatever the fuck I want to do. I'll figure something out and hopefully that will be soon when I do.

I think my MRE should be nice and hot right now. Later.

Oh yeah.....words of advice

Bitches aint shit
but hos and trips
lick on these nuts
and suck the dick

I am really confused

2005-08-10T05:19:31Z

I was reading an old post and I found this reply from the user Heyjules. Someone tell me who this guy is and what he looks like. He is LJ friends with Jacob Newberry I know that.

"Hah, Mike, you were pretty chubby in high school, what are you pushin now 250. No thanks necessary, I'll be laughin my ass off at the re-union at your sorry life. Oh yeah, I'll give you a discount to be your attorney when your kids try to kill you. Have fun in the trailer park, Yeehaw!!"

So I read his LJ and the information I gathered made me look at him as a Nazi fuckin prick. Hung out with John Woods so he probably doesn't mind killing people. The only name I could find was Aragon E. Thomas. I don't know that name. I guessing he had a nickname to replace Aragon. He said I use to pick on him in high school and called me a 'shorty' and that now he can kick my ass. He must have finally gotten his black belt I guess.

Final thought:
I never really thought I made fun of anybody in those days. Obviously I did to someone and he wont let the grudge go. It has probably been since the day of walking across the stage that we last saw each other, and Dan O'brien said he has probably been wanting to kill me like the crazy guy on Billy Madison. So i'm going to go ahead and be the better man and apologize now. However I am not going to apologize if I end up whipping his ass at the re-union and spoiling many peoples fun time.

michaeldanerowe @ 2005-08-09T23:40:00

2005-08-10T04:42:59Z

I just stumbled upon this and thought that alot of my friends would appreciate me posting this.

http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_info11.shtml

Life has been better.

michaeldanerowe @ 2005-07-05T15:17:00

2005-07-05T20:18:35Z

I have no memory of anything after 11:00 p.m. on Independence day

michaeldanerowe @ 2005-06-23T23:45:00

2005-06-24T04:52:12Z

I havent used this thing in quite some time. I have just read a few pages of everybodies updates. My two month drinking binge has come to an end. My stomach was hurting alot everyday I think thats why I calmed down. I'm selling my truck. Hopefully I can rip a little punk ass kid off. Barry glad to see you got a cool girl your talking too. Adam, glad to see you are still alive. Bob i've been meaning to talk to you. You text messaged me the other day but i'm a bitch when it comes to returning those and phone calls. All in all i'm just a fucking bitch. Sometimes I hate waking up in the morning and I think i'm a complete fucking asshole.

Life is great.
Later Dudes.

michaeldanerowe @ 2005-04-13T08:15:00

2005-04-13T13:16:59Z

Man this sucks. My clutch went out last night. Hopefully its just the throw out bearing or hydraulic pump, or even the slave cylinder. Not sure yet but i'll know today hopefully, if not tomorrow.

Canoeing

2005-03-11T14:41:52Z

We need to talk about canoeing. I am ready to go.

I say we go Tuesday and Wednesday. I promise you I will be shitfaced.

Canoeing????????

2005-03-09T16:04:54Z

Are we canoeing this spring break? I certainly hope so.

michaeldanerowe @ 2005-01-21T09:34:00

2005-01-21T15:39:32Z

I thought this was interesting. THis a stock chart for SIRI or Sirius Satelite Radio Company. Well the next big thing for them is a Satelite T.V. for our cars. I was just wondering what the price change will be once it is out on market.

This is the Past 5 years

This is the past 3 months

michaeldanerowe @ 2005-01-14T07:53:00

2005-01-14T13:54:08Z

That ho lives in a Shanty

michaeldanerowe @ 2005-01-07T09:59:00

2005-01-07T16:08:17Z

"A psychology major is like a tomato in the real world, and were not making tomato soup. You can smoke alot of reefer and drink alot of booze if your going for that major." Dr. Brown

This was the only thing I've heard today that i liked.

I haven't posted in awhile and don't think that i'm gonna post 400 words of stupidity to make up for lost times. Fuck that.

"I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty.
Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing
quite well for themselves." Jerry Garcia

Quote this

2004-11-29T15:56:48Z

"It's all chili baby," ????

michaeldanerowe @ 2004-11-01T07:36:00

2004-11-01T13:37:04Z

"Thats why i'm 43 and my girlfriends 64, she can take those dentures out and suck my fucking wang." Mr. Sean

How are you?

2004-10-25T15:43:59Z

What do you know about Thomas Aquantis?

michaeldanerowe @ 2004-10-06T09:33:00

2004-10-06T14:32:25Z

Puirty can go screw itself. Purity is only important in cocaine.